Hello and welcome to Alpha Tucanae!
	I know exactly why you're here, so go ahead right now go to the FRUNGY! page!
Quiet, fool! Can't you see that the human is here for something more important than that stupid game?
	No he's not! This is a page about insanity and silliness! It's about goofing off and wasting time and the inevitable triumph of praocrastination over production and worthwhile activity!
No, it's not!
	Yes, it is!
No, it's not!
	Yes, it is! Go ahead.  Nobody's stopping you! You want to know about Frungy! Go to it!  Frungy awaits!
Faugh!...
	Fot!
*sigh* In any event, captain, there are other things to do here.
	But nothing as good as Frungy.
You could take Totally Unofficial Star Control II Quiz.
	It's not as much fun as Frungy.
The Star Control Writer's Collective, run by Greenish9, has numerous bits of information and fan fiction.
	That's not as exciting as Frungy either.
Well... I wasn't going to mention this... but... You couldn't take a look at The Orz Guide to Life.  Just don't blame me if it doesn't make much sense.
	That actually is almost as good as Frungy.  almost...
There's also... well... the Orz claim to have figured out absolutely everything.  See if you can make any sense of it...
	Not as good as...
Oh, would you just shut up about Frungy already?! *sigh* Sorry, captain. We also have resently been given access to records from channel 1 news.  We thought that this clip was interesting...
	Not Frungy quality.
And if that doesn't satisfy you, at the moment, all I can do is suggest that you go actually play the game or something. Maybe later on I'll have something new and different here for you to do.
	FRUNGY! FRUNGY! FRUNGY!
Why don't you head back to the home page, captain. There's apparently no intelligent life here...