Fibs&Brags In Outer Space!
Crew background
Welcome aboard, commander! I hope you like our newly renewed pseudo-precursor ship, the Space Catarrh! Your board mechanic, your friend Eng. Rutilio Flautulenziis, has studied this beautiful ship in every detail. We have gathered info about your crewmen, so you can start your journey knowing every aspect of your crew!
Have a nice trip,
President A.Gibaldi
Commander Silvano
Berselli
Race : Human
Sex : Male
Age : 28.
Height : 179 cm.
Weight : 77 Kg.
Place of birth : Argyre City, Mars.
Job : Veteran of the slave revolt, now he works as a flight
trainer.
Civil state : Single.
Particular Signs : He has a sextant-shaped black spot on his left
shoulder.
Hobby : Driving his magnetic-repulsion car over the planitiae of
Mars.
Vices : He puts his finger into his nose.
Declared illnesses : Allergy to Ortog meat.
Favourite singer : Glenn Frey.
Favourite sport : Hockey on rocks.
Weirdnesses : Commander Hayes says he's a pervert..
Engineer Rutilio
Flautulenziis
Race : Human
Sex : Male
Age : 57.
Height : 172 cm.
Weight : 103 Kg.
Place of birth : Silence, Luna.
Job : Military mechanic (now retired).
Civil state : Divorced.
Particular Signs : None.
Hobby : Repairing old artifacts chewing chicken thighs.
Vices : Besides eating too much, he likes to recycle
cotton-fiocs.
Declared illnesses : None, but he's obviously obese.
Favourite singer : Argarak the smiling Ilwrath.
Favourite sport : Eating contests.
Weirdnesses: He likes to wear adherent suits.
Military consuelor
#69
Race : Androsynth
experiment for a new metallic race.
Sex : Male.
Age : 14.
Height : 192 cm.
Weight: 90 Kg.
Creation place : Mu Vulpeculae IV.
Job : Military consuelor.
Civil state : Single.
Partycular signs: He doesn't wear any synthetic skin.
Hobby : Telling old jokes.
Vices : Embarrassing people.
Declared illnesses : Beside some rust, none.
Favourite Singer : Mino Reitano.
Favourite Sport : Frungy.
Weirdnesses : Even if he's a complete jerk, he is really liked by
women.
"The Science
Advisor"
Race: Syreen.
Sex : Female
Age : 24.
Height : 174 cm.
Weight : 65 Kg.
Place of birth : Somewhere in hyperspace Between Gamma Brahe and
Beta Cherenkov.
Job : Scientist.
Civil state : Single. She looks to be in love with #69.
Partcular signs : Nature has been very generous with her.
Hobby : Speaking about lifeforms in the quadrant.
Vices : She talks too much about futile things.
Declared Ilnesses : None.
Favourite singer : She doesn't have musical preferences.
Favourite sport : None.
Weirdnesses : Her name is "The Science Advisor" because
her parents wanted to make her a perfect scientist.
Cargo loader R.
Race : Robot.
Sex : Not well defined.
Age : 2.
Height : 180 cm.
Weight : 95 Kg.
Creation place : Sirius I°
Job : Cargo unloader.
Civil state : None.
Particular signs : This robot's complete name is impossible to
pronounce.
Hobby : Insulting
people who say R.'s name wrongly.
Vices : Goes *frumple* very easily.
Declared illnesses : Robotic hypertension.
Favourite singer : Celestino Rosapallido, the country Melnorme.
Favourite sport : Frungy.
Weirdnesses : Hates admiral Zelnick.
Nav Computer JL
Race : Computer,
Cross-Your-Finger-And-Click-Start Mark IX model.
Sex : Programmed to be female.
Age : 5 months.
Height : n/a.
Weight : n/a.
Creation place : Sol III°
Job : Nav computer.
Civil state : None.
Particular signs : She has been modeled after a famous 20th
century female earthling.
Hobby : Being wooed from other computers.
Vices : She is always on strike.
Declared illnesses : None.
Favourite singer : Arso Booges, the sad Utwig.
Favourite sport : Ilwrath BirdRoaster(tm) 3000.
Weirdnesses : She looks to be in love with Berselli.