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Just about the funniest IRC Chat logged
« on: March 05, 2010, 10:12:13 pm »
This is an epic tale, so don't even try to contain your tears. It is so epic, that it shall be passed down by our parents, parents, parents...Long live NAGH!

But anyways, it is a story about the adventurous boy, Whiteman, and his quest to obtain the sacred StarCraft Hax, poor kid  8) . Anyway, enjoy!

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<whiteman> HI IS UQM HAX 4 BATTLENET?
<_Nuclear> You mean like StarCraft?
<_Nuclear> SC can abreviate for Star control or star craft
<whiteman> NO STARCRAFT 2
<whiteman> I HAVE BETA
<_Nuclear> Looks like you got the wrong IRC channel :P
<Beenu> lol, he was in Soul Calibur 2's room a couple seconds ago
<whiteman> I NEED STARCRAFDT 2 NETPLAY
<whiteman> NO I NEED STARCARFT 2 HAX
<Beenu> which i thought was star control 2's room
<_Nuclear> WE HAVE NO HAX MR I CANT FND THE CAPS LOCK GUY!
<Beenu> whiteman, troll, no hacks here, find new place
<whiteman> I NEED UQM HAX
<whiteman> NO I NEED THE HAX THEN I LEAVE
<Beenu> okay i have the hacks
<whiteman> OK GIVE ME UR HAX
<Beenu> if you leave, ill give them to you
<Beenu> sweet
<_Nuclear> LOL!
<_Nuclear> what was that about?
<Beenu> idk, starcraft i guess
<_Nuclear> Why is there so many SC games...
<Beenu> they all saw how great star control was and they followed the leader
<_Nuclear> Like Star Craft and soul caliber...
<Beenu> is there any way to delete saved teams?
<_Nuclear> I think the team files are in your users folder
<Beenu> sigh
<_Nuclear> sigh
<whiteman> BEENU I DIDNT GET THE HAX
<Beenu> what do you mean?
<whiteman> U SAID U WULD GIVE ME HAX IF I LEAVED
<Beenu> you calling me a liar?
<whiteman> I DIDNT GET THE HAX
<whiteman> WHERE U SEND?
<_Nuclear> Ok, Whiteman, UQM stands fot "The Ur-Quan Masters"
<_Nuclear> Not "StarControl 2 Hax for crazy worshipper of capital letters"
<whiteman> URQUAN SOUNDS PROTOSS
<whiteman> I NEED BATTLENET HAX
<_Nuclear> No, r Quan and Protoss are 2 VERY different things,,,
<_Nuclear> Ur-Quan are big evil catterpillers
<Beenu> whiteman i found what you are so desperately searching for
<Beenu> http://robertdeniroonline.simon-barclay.com/admincp/data/upimages/uqm%2Bcheats.html
<whiteman> ZERG
<Beenu> click everything
<Beenu> install.
<Beenu> done.
<_Nuclear> Yeah yeah yeah, thats the hax
<_Nuclear> go get the hax!
<Beenu> go boy!
<Beenu> go on!
<whiteman> 404 ERROR
<Beenu> that means it worked!
<Beenu> go hack your butt off capitain!
<whiteman> NO 404 PAGE NOT FOUND
<whiteman> THAT MEAN IT BROKEN
<Beenu> now beginning ignore user phase
<whiteman> I REFLESH LIKE 50 TIMES IT ALWAYS 404
<Beenu> irc is great
<_Nuclear> I know :D
<whiteman> BEENU I NEED THE HAX NOW PLZA
<whiteman> PLZ
<Beenu> is there other channels related to starcontrol?
<whiteman> I HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP IN LESS THAN A HOUR
<_Nuclear> Come on Whitman, if you havn't found out...
<_Nuclear> WE DONT HAVE AN GOD DAMNED HAX
<whiteman> NO BEENU HAS IT
<whiteman> GIVE ME HAX AND I LEAVE
<Beenu> lol whats he saying
<_Nuclear> Theres gullible written on your roof
<whiteman> OK
<whiteman> I NEED HAX
<whiteman> BEENU PLZ GIVE ME THE HAX
<Beenu> miserable troll
<_Nuclear> No, this is kinda fun
<_Nuclear> Pickin on the poor guy
<_Nuclear> He just wants his hax :(
<whiteman> YES HAX THEN I LEAVE
<whiteman> I NEED THE BATTLENET URQUAN ZERG HAX U GOT
<Beenu> post credentials first!
<Beenu> nothing is free in this world!
<whiteman> WHAT CREDENTIALS
<_Nuclear> Moola
<Beenu> *facepalm
<whiteman> HOW
<Beenu> you'll find a way my young apprentace
_Nuclear thinks whiteman needs some fresh air
<whiteman> TELL ME HOW
<whiteman> I NEED THE HAX NOW
<whiteman> PLZ
<whiteman> I HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP IN 45 MINUTES
<whiteman> THAT NOT EVEN ENOUGH FOR A LONG GAME
<Beenu> OH GOD we need to act NOW!
<whiteman> I NEED TO GET ON BATLENET NOW
<whiteman> PLZ HURRY
<Beenu> Connecting to Battlenet in 3
<Beenu> 2
<Beenu> 1
<_Nuclear> Oh gohd! Beenu! We need those hax
<Beenu> DING! WELCOME TO BATTLE NET WHITEMAN!
<_Nuclear> Quiqly now, py pass the security main frame
<_Nuclear> I got an untraceable cell phone in my left sock!
<_Nuclear> Use that to contact Blizzard tech support
<_Nuclear> And ask them about there new customer service program!
<Beenu> OH GOD THERES NO TIME!
<_Nuclear> Your hax will then be ready
<Beenu> call now whiteman, its your DESTINY!
<whiteman> WHAT
<Beenu> DO IT!
<whiteman> I DONT UNDERSTAND
<whiteman> I NEED HAX
<Beenu> this would be more fun if he went along
<whiteman> I NEED AHX FOR BATTLENET
<whiteman> I HAVE SC2
<_Nuclear> Hindeed
<whiteman> INSTALLED
<whiteman> IT RUNS
<Beenu> i feel like theres a squirrel on a computer somewhere in the world
<whiteman> I NEED THE HAX 2 BATTLENET NOW
<Beenu> a squirrel who need his hacks.
<whiteman> FAST
<whiteman> RIGHT NOW
<whiteman> I NEED IT NOW
<_Nuclear> All right, hold your hands out in front of your web cam...
<Beenu> right now.
<whiteman> I CANT WAIT ANYMORE
<whiteman> I DONT HAVE A WEBCAM
<Beenu> oh no.
<Beenu> you need a webcam to have the hacks dude
<_Nuclear> Well then how will I synthesize the hacks!
<_Nuclear> All right, find a USB port on your computer
<whiteman> Y
<Beenu> "WAT. I NEED HACKS"
<whiteman> I HAVE HAX 3 OTHER GAMES I NEVEF USE USB OR WEBCAM
<_Nuclear> Put your left, and I mean your LEFT pinky into the USB port
<whiteman> MY FINGER DOESNT FIT
<Beenu> oh god no!
<whiteman> Y ID O THIS
<whiteman> THIS IS STUPID I NEED HAX
<_Nuclear> Come on! It has to fit!
<whiteman> USB PROT DOESNT DO HAX
<Beenu> it doesnt fit?!
<_Nuclear> If you stick your LEFT pinky in
<whiteman> NO IT DOESNT FIT
<whiteman> IT IS MY LEFT
<whiteman> IT TOO BIG
<_Nuclear> Odin, can give you the power of wisdom
<Beenu> WHY HAVE YOU INTERRUPTED THE PROCESS.
<Beenu> "something somthing synthesis mechnaisms with radiant energy"
<Beenu> "CHMMR"
<whiteman> WHAT R U SAYKNG
<whiteman> I NEED HAX NOW
<_Nuclear> Yes, the wisdom to start the process
<_Nuclear> Needed to get your Star craft 2 hax!
<whiteman> I PLAY TERRAN NOT PROTOSS OR ZERG
<whiteman> YES START THE HAX PROCESS
<_Nuclear> Do you know any friends who've had missing days?
<whiteman> WHAT
<whiteman> ARE U TALK 2 ME CUZ I NEED SC2 HAX
<whiteman> 4 BATTLENET
<_Nuclear> If their pinkys fit, then they can start the process for you!
<whiteman> U R TTALKING CRAYZ
<Beenu> WTF dude battlenet just turned off forever
<whiteman> I NEED THE HAX NOW
<_Nuclear> NO Im not!
<_Nuclear> I am dead serious!
<Beenu> check google, it says so itself
<whiteman> I ONLY HAVE 33 MINUTES
<_Nuclear> All right, take a left on Burnisk street, there'll be a guy in a yellow pancho, his name ih Hank. Tell him I sent ya and he'll take you to the whopper vault...
<whiteman> I DID SEARCH IN GOOGLE NEWS 4 "BATTLENET SHUT OFF" AND DIDNT SEE ANYTHING
<_Nuclear> SEARCH AGAIN!
<Beenu> try battlenet shut off
<Beenu> in google news
<Beenu> in capital lettes
<whiteman> NOTHING
<whiteman> I ALSO SEARCH FOR "BATTLENET TURN OFF"
<_Nuclear> Beenu, I am so totally gonna post this log on PNF
<Beenu> lol you should, you should
<whiteman> http://HTTP://WWW.BATTLE.NET
<whiteman> IT STILL THERE
<_Nuclear> I will
<Beenu> WHAT?!
<_Nuclear> It dosn't work for me!
<Beenu> me either
<Beenu> whiteman
<whiteman> MAYBE U BANNED CUZ OF THE HAX
<Beenu> it only works for you
<Beenu> that must mean
<whiteman> SEND ME THE HAX AND I WILL TRY
<_Nuclear> NEVER!
<Beenu> you already have the hacks
<whiteman> NO U DIDNT SEND YET
<_Nuclear> I shall never surrender the sacred hax!
<Beenu> you need to earn them
<whiteman> PLZ I NEED THEM FAST
<Beenu> WAIT!
<Jason_> I sent you the hax already TOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Beenu> you need them NOW?!
<whiteman> I AM GOOD WITH TERRAN I DESERVE THEM
<whiteman> I NEED THEM NOW
<_Nuclear> These hax are a symbol of our culture!
<Beenu> RIGHT NOW!?
<whiteman> I HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP IN LESS THAN 30 MINUTES
<whiteman> THIS IS EMERGENCY
<Beenu> OH MY GOD!
<whiteman> I NEED THE HAX NOWS
<_Nuclear> We NEED these hax to ttranscend!
<Beenu> well whiteman, we cant just HAND over the hacks
<Beenu> they are part of our life!
<_Nuclear> We can not surrender them to a commoner such as yourself!
<whiteman> YES I NEED THE HAX TO IMMEDIETLY GO ONLINE
<whiteman> Y U KEEP TALKING CRAZY
<Beenu> surely you understand that taking these hacks would destroy our society!
<whiteman> NO I WILL NOT GIVE THEM OUT
<_Nuclear> Yes, they need to stay where they are
<Jason_> Excuse me Beenu...
<_Nuclear> Less they fall into the wrong hands
<whiteman> I WILL TELL NO ONE I USE THEM
<Beenu> yeah?
<Jason_> Can you please explain why you have not yeat eaten whiteman for his transgressions?
<_Nuclear> Oh yeah?
<_Nuclear> Then you need to pass the trials of the ancients!
<Beenu> We like to fatten them up with reason before hand
<Jason_> Ahhh very wise of course. I concur
<_Nuclear> First, you must finish the path of Dune
<Beenu> the path of dune.
<whiteman> OK GIVE ME THE ANCIENTS TEST NOW
<Jason_> We shall perhaps *squeeze* them later
<whiteman> GIVE ME URL
<whiteman> I DO TEST FAST
<whiteman> I NEED THE HAX NOW
<_Nuclear> Ask the locals in Brazil, they know what I'm talking about
<_Nuclear> If you pass, then you have proven yourself worthy...
<whiteman> NO IM IN CALIFORNIA
<_Nuclear> To bear the mark of a king
<whiteman> IS ANYONE IN HERE FROM BRAZIL
<_Nuclear> And to wear the great mantle of the gods od Star craft hax :"
<Beenu> I AM!
<_Nuclear> Me too!
<whiteman> OK
<whiteman> WHAT IS NUCLEAR TALKING ABOUT
<Beenu> you must be asking about the ancients test
<_Nuclear> I'm am talking about your species survival
<_Nuclear> You see, we are not human
<Jason_> I am also. Are we ready for the cleansing ritual?
<whiteman> WHERE CAN I GET THE ANCIENTS TEST
<_Nuclear> We.......Are PROTOSS!
<Beenu> PROTOSSS!!!!
<Jason_> PROTOS!!!!!!!!!! FOREVERRRRZZZ
<_Nuclear> Actually we are a sub race of Protoss and Ur-Quan!
<_Nuclear> NAGH!!!
<Beenu> NAGHH!!H!H!
<whiteman> OK PROTOSS GUYS I NEED THE TEST TO GET THE HAX
<Beenu> NO!
<Jason_> I decree he is *wilted*
<_Nuclear> Before one can pass our....test....you must perform a deed for our great empire...
<whiteman> PLZ HURRY
<Beenu> The Ancients Deed
<_Nuclear> And that includes playing as a zerg on a few custom star craft maps!
<_Nuclear> NAGH!
<Jason_> NAGHHH!
<whiteman> I ONLY HAVE 22 MINUTES
<Beenu> NAGGGHHHHH
<_Nuclear> NAGH!
<Jason_> NAGHHH!
<Beenu> NNNNAAGGGh
<whiteman> GIVE ME THE BATTLENET HAX AND I WILL PLAY AS ZERG ON WHATEVER MAPS
<_Nuclear> *many bubbles*
<Jason_> *nods sagely*
<Beenu> *bows*
<_Nuclear> *revels at a great warrior*
<_Nuclear> The council has made the decision
<Beenu> *dreams the ancients dream."
<_Nuclear> The decision....
<Jason_> is unanimous
<Beenu> The hacks.
<_Nuclear> They can not remain in Protoss hands forever
<Beenu> nay.
<whiteman> PUT THEM IN MY HANDS
<_Nuclear> It has been prophecisized in legend that a Terrain must receive them for doing a great deed..
<whiteman> I NEED HAX NOW
<whiteman> YES
<whiteman> I PLAY TERRAN
<Beenu> Yes. The Terran
<Jason_> The prophecy NAGHHH!!
<_Nuclear> But are you Terran?
<whiteman> YES I AM TERRAN
<_Nuclear> PURE terran?
<whiteman> PURE TERRAN 100%
<_Nuclear> Then we can not give them to you...
<whiteman> WHAT
<Beenu> Nay.
<Jason_> The prophecy
<whiteman> NO I NEED THEM NOW
<Beenu> NNNaaaggghhhhHHH
<Jason_> NAGHHH!
<_Nuclear> Only the slightly infested hybrid terrains may receive them
<_Nuclear> Anything else is tainted...
<_Nuclear> NAGHHH!
<Jason_> NAGHHH!
<Beenu> NNNNNAAAGGGHHHHH!
<whiteman> I WILL PLAY AS ZERG 50% THEN
<Jason_> He is false
<whiteman> I NEED THE HAX NOW
<Beenu> Falsehood.
<Jason_> He must be *squeezed*
<whiteman> NOW U DONT UNDERSTAND
<_Nuclear> Do you own the Terran holo game known as.....Star craft 1?
<whiteman> I HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP AT 9:45
<whiteman> IT ALMOST 9:30
<whiteman> I CANT WAIT
<_Nuclear> We are Juffo-wup
<whiteman> YES I HAVE STARCRAFT 1
<_Nuclear> Juffo-wup are we....
<whiteman> BATTLE CHEST
<Jason_> We are the spawn of the programming of the ancients
<Beenu> You are the non
<_Nuclear> The non must become void
<Beenu> Void.
<Jason_> and *squeezed*?
<_Nuclear> All non must become void or juffo-wup
<whiteman> CAN U TALK NORMAL PLZ
<whiteman> I NEED THE HAX NOW
<whiteman> I REALLY CANT WAIT ANYMORE
<Beenu> I am filled with memories of my parents, parents, parents, parents
<whiteman> I HAVE TO BE IN BED IN 15 MINUTES
<_Nuclear> parents, parents, parents
<whiteman> AND I STILL HAVE TO BRUSH MY TEETH
<_Nuclear> Juffo-Wup fills my fibers...
<_Nuclear> Violent action ensues....
<_Nuclear> Parents,parents,parent
<Beenu> nnNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJ
<_Nuclear> teath, teath, teath...
<_Nuclear> What is mind? No matter...What is matter? Never mind...
<_Nuclear> NAGH!
<_Nuclear> NAGHHHHHHHHHHH!
<Beenu> NAGH!
<Jason_> NYAGHH!
<_Nuclear> NNNNNNNNAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
<whiteman> I DONT EVEN NO WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT ANYMORE
<Beenu> NNNNNGGAHAHHAHGAHNNNNNNNNGAHG
<Jason_> You are Non -- not part of Juffo-Wup.
<Beenu> You must become Void
<_Nuclear> Non.....Must beome void
<Jason_> You are Non-Juffo-Wup, you cannot understand.
<_Nuclear> MUST!
<Beenu> YOU MUST BECOME VOID
<Jason_> NYAH
<Beenu> NNNNAGHHH
<_Nuclear> NAGH!
<whiteman> IF I BCOME VOID CAN I GET THE HAX?
<Beenu> VOID.
<_Nuclear> Void is nothingness
<_Nuclear> Seek nothingness of mind
<Beenu> parents, parents, parents, parents
<_Nuclear> Clense your memory
<whiteman> PLZ JUST SNED ME THE HAX NOW AND I BECOME VOID TOMORROW
<_Nuclear> and become nothing...
<_Nuclear> There is no Star craft
<Jason_> I believe under section 629.1, 220.8 he is entitled to the Hax if he commits to the void
<_Nuclear> No happyness
<_Nuclear> No thought...
<_Nuclear> Only darkness...
<_Nuclear> void....
<Beenu> N
<Beenu> A
<_Nuclear> G
<_Nuclear> H
<_Nuclear> !
<Beenu> NAGHANGAHGN
<whiteman> YES I WILL COMMIT VOID JUST GIVE ME HAX NOW
<Beenu> THe prophecy must be fulfilled
<Jason_> When will you send us your commitment?
<_Nuclear> Become void, for the betterment of juffo-wup...
<Beenu> Destroy non
<Beenu> for the expansion of Juffo-wup
<whiteman> HOW DO I SEND COMMITMENT
<whiteman> I WILL DO IT RITE NOW
<whiteman> PLZ
<Jason_> IT IS NOT HOW!
<whiteman> I HAVE 10 MINUTES BEFORE BED
<Jason_> It is when
<Jason_> When will you send it?
<Beenu> nnnnaghhhghh!
<whiteman> NOW
<whiteman> I WILL DO IT NOW
<Beenu> When
<Jason_> Ahh
<whiteman> PLZ HURRY
<Jason_> It is too early
<Jason_> You are not ready
<Beenu> Now is not the time
<whiteman> NO I AM
<whiteman>  WHAT
<Jason_> You are not
<_Nuclear> but yet, it is still late...
<whiteman> I NEED THE HAX NOW
<whiteman> IT'S TOO LATE
<whiteman> ALREADY
<Beenu> There is no time
<whiteman> I NEED HAX NOW
<whiteman> NO TIME
<Beenu> we must fulfill
<whiteman> PLZ JSUT SEND HAX NOW
<Beenu> juffo wup
<_Nuclear> How can it be to late when it is still eary?
<_Nuclear> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
<_Nuclear> Genesis weakens
<Beenu> nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggggggghhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Beenu> Power resolves
<_Nuclear> Shattered
<Beenu> Destroyed
<Beenu> Exposed to the elements
<_Nuclear> Incapacited
<_Nuclear> Dead
<Beenu> Void.
<whiteman> OK IM VOID NOW
<whiteman> PLZ SEND HAX
<_Nuclear> your grave is ready
<whiteman> I GO BRUSH MY TGEETH ILL BRB
<Beenu> naghh
<_Nuclear> NAGH!
<Beenu> Wuppo Juf
<_Nuclear> Juffo wup supports not clean teeth!
<Jason_> It is late and the *trees* are *frumpy*
<Jason_> Shall we *dance* ?
<Beenu> *Slippery* *dancing*
<_Nuclear> I am *Frumplr*
<Beenu> Nnnnnnaggggghhh
<_Nuclear> You are not *Happy Campers*
<Jason_>  I will balance an open *slot*
<Beenu> We are *ORZ*
<Jason_> It is reachable on *hq.support.aqius.com*
<Jason_> Delay *outside* of 2 will not be tolerated
<_Nuclear> You must seek *Rambo*
<Beenu> OOC: by far the funnest typing ive done in a while
<_Nuclear> *First blood part 2*
<_Nuclear> I Agree
<_Nuclear> Does the white terran concur?
<Jason_> It is a concensus
<whiteman> I AM BACK
<whiteman> PLZ SEND ME HAX NOW
<Beenu> NNNNAGGGHhhh
<_Nuclear> NNNNAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
<whiteman> NNNNAAAAGGGGHHHH PLZ SEND ME HAX NOW
<whiteman> PLZ
<whiteman> I HAVE 2 MINUTES BEFORE BED
<Beenu> IT HAS SPOKEN
<whiteman> PLZ
<whiteman> I CANT WAIT
<whiteman> Y R U DOING THIS I NEED HAX NOW
<_Nuclear> The ancient words
<_Nuclear> BY A TERRAIN!
<Jason_> But it is not pure
<Beenu> The prophecy...
<_Nuclear> YO HAVE BEEN DEEMED UNWORTHY!
<Beenu> UNWORHTY
<Jason_> UnworTHY NYAH
<Beenu> NNNNAGGHGHGHGHH
<_Nuclear> The Grand council must now decide the best choice of action....
<_Nuclear> OK, this outsider is *frumple*
<Jason_> It shall *dance*
<whiteman> WHAT
<whiteman> JUST GIVE ME THE HAX
<whiteman> I HAVE 1 MINUTE THEN I HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP
<_Nuclear> SILENCE FOOL!
<Beenu> THERE WILL BE ORDER!
<_Nuclear> You will be punishment for your insubordination!
<Beenu> Farewell Whiteman
<whiteman> WHAT THE HELL
<Beenu> Prepare to become Void
<_Nuclear> Be gone
<Beenu> Nagh!
<whiteman> IVE BEEN IN HERE LIKE AN HOUR
<whiteman> GIVE ME THE DAMN HAX
<_Nuclear> I HAVE SPOKEN!
<_Nuclear> Do not back talk to a god!
<whiteman> MY PARENTS WILL BE ANGRY IN A MINUTE
<whiteman> STFU GIVE ME TYHE HAX
<Beenu> Parents, parents, parents
<Beenu> He has insulted
<_Nuclear> YOU WILL BE PUNISHED
<Jason_> IT SHALL BE *POSTED*
<Beenu> BRING THE RAIN AND THUNDER
<_Nuclear> YOUR PARENTS WILL BE PUNISHED FOR SPAWNING SUCH A FELL CREATURE!
<Beenu> PUNISH THEM
<_Nuclear> PUNISHMENT!
<whiteman> UR ALL IDIOTS
<_Nuclear> VENGENCE!
<whiteman> U WASTED MY TIME
<Beenu> BIGOTED FOOL!
<whiteman> I COULD HAVE BEEN PLAYING ON BATTLENET
<whiteman> I HATE YOU
<_Nuclear> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
<Beenu> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
<Jason_> NNNNNNNAAAAGHH
<Beenu> damn it
<Beenu> hes gone
<Jason_> OMG That was SO fucking funny
<_Nuclear> AHSS!
<Beenu> i love this place
<_Nuclear> I was just getting warmed up!
<_Nuclear> Good job my loyal subjects
<Beenu> lol
<Jason_> Obviously I came in part way through, but anyone that does all caps deserves it ay ;)
<_Nuclear> I;ll see to it that you are recommended for promotion
<_Nuclear> Yep
<Beenu> aye
<Jason_> Is anyone up for a round? I'm in Oz
<_Nuclear> I'm to distracted by other things at the moment
<Beenu> wuss Oz?
<Jason_> He he
<Jason_> Australia
<Beenu> you host?
<Jason_> _Nuc you must be distracted by rolling on the floor with laughter :P
<Jason_> Host - Ok
<_Nuclear> Indeed....

:skip a few:

<_Nuclear> Well I gotta go, its been fun...
<Beenu> where are you from nuke?
<_Nuclear> Canada...
<Beenu> oh
<Beenu> good hockey :D
<Jason___> Adios Nuc, it's been fun!
<Jason___> I'm off too
<_Nuclear> Yep, bye
<Beenu> peace out
<Jason___> look forward to reading the post :P
<Beenu> as do i
<Beenu> NNAGGHGH
<_Nuclear> PS: I'm not a huge fan of hockey but whatever
<_Nuclear> NAAAAGGGGHHHHH

And so concludes a trilogic story of great legend....Or to be more precise, "You win some you lose some" :P
Lever1: Hey, I want too push the button
Lever2: No! I want too!
Lever3: Stop whining you two!
Button: Hey Lever 3, can we switch jobs? I'm getting bored of pushing the button....
Lever3: Sweet!
Lever1/2: awww no fair!

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Re: Just about the funniest IRC Chat logged
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2010, 11:09:38 pm »
That almost looks faked, but I guess if this 'whiteman' chap was about 12 it could be real. Very funny, whatever the case.
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Re: Just about the funniest IRC Chat logged
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2010, 11:13:05 pm »
I wonder if you get a lot of players looking for Starcraft 2 but actually finding Star Control 2 :D
What would you give to know the truth?

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Re: Just about the funniest IRC Chat logged
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2010, 11:21:56 pm »
By the looks of it, this kid was dead serious about getting his "Hax". But he was so gullible about it ;D.

And yeah, whether its StarControl 2 or StarCraft 2 Or SoulCaliber 2, It's SC2!
Lever1: Hey, I want too push the button
Lever2: No! I want too!
Lever3: Stop whining you two!
Button: Hey Lever 3, can we switch jobs? I'm getting bored of pushing the button....
Lever3: Sweet!
Lever1/2: awww no fair!

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Re: Just about the funniest IRC Chat logged
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2010, 12:19:13 am »
Humor fail.

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Re: Just about the funniest IRC Chat logged
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2010, 01:11:18 pm »
Being a bit of a Blizzard fanboy myself, I can understand the rabid desire to get onto battle.net with the StarCraft II Beta. Of course, I'm not crazy enough to jeopardize the minuscule chance that I might get in through the random selection process. Blizzard doesn't screw around with exploits and such nonsense, so even if he did get his precious hax, he may have had that night and possibly the next one to play with it before getting the ban hammer.

Incidentally, this thread reminded me to try and see if a legitimate download of the Beta is out in the wild. It turns out there is! Though I've spent most of my time since getting it fighting with one error or another, I just got the thing working about an hour ago. If I weren't ready to pass out, I might be poking it now. Of course, as stated above, I don't have any way to get into battle.net with it, and I won't be stupid enough to try unless Blizzard (or someone else when the Beta goes into the open phase*) sends me a key anyhow.

So, once I've gotten a bit of sleep, I'll see what I can get out of single player mode with this beta, just to see. But if I come into that channel screaming GIMME HAX, I'm probably messing with you guys. ;)

* Fun fact: When Warcraft 3 went to open beta I was given a key and a copy of the game by a friend. Too bad the game (for some reason) didn't grasp my attention quite as well as StarCraft did. Pity too, as the editor in it was significantly more awesome than StarCraft's.
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Re: Just about the funniest IRC Chat logged
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2010, 12:24:45 pm »
Pity too, as the editor in it was significantly more awesome than StarCraft's.

Yeah, I got to admit that the editor is better, but I felt it was too advanced. I was too used to the tranquil simplicity of the StarCraft editor
Lever1: Hey, I want too push the button
Lever2: No! I want too!
Lever3: Stop whining you two!
Button: Hey Lever 3, can we switch jobs? I'm getting bored of pushing the button....
Lever3: Sweet!
Lever1/2: awww no fair!

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Re: Just about the funniest IRC Chat logged
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2010, 09:03:37 am »
I either have a retarded sense or was way to tired when I read that (probably both) but I thought that was hilarious  :)

Too bad the game (for some reason) didn't grasp my attention quite as well as StarCraft did. Pity too, as the editor in it was significantly more awesome than StarCraft's.

Yeah, WarCraft 3's editor was very powerful but so complicated I spent most of my time lost.  I used the StarCraft editor a lot though.