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Offline FreakyM

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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #30 on: August 13, 2005, 03:47:49 pm »
Join the ranks of the Pro-Controversial Subject Empire! Let the us handle life“s more difficult decisions on your behalf, leaving more time for your favorite activities! We will provide you with everything you ever need: a friendly, sharing community; secure, productive employment; and the last and not least, a chance to let others realize the power of the Pro-Controversial Subject Empire!

Do not believe the lies of the Anti-Controversials. They seek to confuse your head with lies, and reap the fruits of your hard labour.
Join us.


(Phew, that was hard to speak out loud without starting to laugh like a lunatic.. I pity the fools who believe this junk. WAIT, is the mike still on?.. DAMN!)
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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #31 on: August 13, 2005, 05:41:54 pm »
See, the Pro-Controversials openly admit their lies. Err, accidentally.

"The Anti-Controversial Subject Society -- when we lie, we do it better."


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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #32 on: August 13, 2005, 08:19:52 pm »
  Die, pro-controversial subjectists! 

  (explodes suicide-bomb, killing everyone in the thread)

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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #33 on: August 14, 2005, 12:13:01 am »
You missed me.  But I'm pleased by your attempt.  That's one less ACS to deal with.

Who survived?

To those attracted by the explosion:

do you see the JOvIal irratioNality and danger of the anti controversial sUbject Side?  they Jubilantly claim tO be "free" from the controversIal subject, but they doN't know that they are USed as slaves to the fight against it.  come, there is no need to be subJected tO the INsanity and UntruthS of anti Controversial Subject.


OMG Freaky and fluffy, I almost died of laughter!  You both get points!
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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #34 on: August 14, 2005, 06:53:01 am »
Ok... so we are not equal, there are A and P people  :'(
I am Dutch, and I choose a compromise. I am a "C" person.

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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #35 on: August 14, 2005, 08:11:00 am »
Then you are an A person.  Freaky, prepare "The Machine" for this Dutchman...
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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #36 on: August 14, 2005, 08:26:42 am »
No, please! Can't we talk about this  ;)

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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #37 on: August 14, 2005, 08:49:48 am »
The time for talk ended when you identified yourself as anti Controversial Subject.
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You disgust me
« Reply #38 on: August 14, 2005, 09:23:31 am »
You people digust me. You're just a bunch of fancy wannabe trendsters. "Oh, look at me! I'm pro Controversial Subject!!! I have opinions!!! I'm important!! Oh look at me!!! Notice me!!!"  Well, la-dee-da. I'm so impressed, oh you're obviously so hip and trendy, so cutting edge, so special because your pro CS.  You're all just pathetic dweebs. You only talk about CS because you think that makes you stand out. In real life you are compeltely undistinguished. Are you looking down on everyone else now, huh? Does it feel good to be different? Not to be a regular boring person but an interesting, nay fascinating rogue? Feel like you're on the top of the world huh? I bet you pretend to feel great, to hide all those insecurities of yours. Well guess what. You're nothing.  You're all just pathetic middlemen, underachievers who desperately want to be somebody, anybody other than the sad sack of fluids you so obviously are. And just who do you think you are to tell us that CS is the only alternative, that this is the things ways will go? Get off your high horses, you bland hypocrites. You've so obviously failed at your own life, why should we give you any say in how we live ours? You know how your oh so great and important CS will be remembered in 10 years? It wont. And neither will you.  Just like now, noone will care an ounce about what you think. So why don't you do the rest of us a favour, and crawl back into your filthy caves. We don't care about you. We never wan't to hear from you again. Got that? Screw you people, screw the horses you rode in on and screw your entire village. I hate each and every one of you village idiots. Please stop polluting my forum with your presence.

As for you anti Controversial Subject people. Well, what can I say? If we had depended on sound logheads like you throughout history, we'd all still be sitting in caves. "Oh CS is so bad, it's not the way we do things!!!! Oh noes, my grandma doesn't like it!!! Jesus cries!!" Who do you think cares about your conservative inbred opinions? You and your sad little traditions, all your pointless little rules. All these things that one does, or simply does not do. Everything to hide the fact that you're just ignorant peasants. You're not afraid of CS. you're afraid to think for yourselves. You just want to keep going in your little rut, and use any excuse you can find not to change anything. God forbid we'd have some progress around here, you might actually be forced to think for yourselves instead of just mindlessly braying along with the majority. Cause the majority can't be wrong, can they? No, if all the stupid people agree then it must be a good decision. I bet you all love the shopping channel, because they tell yo what to buy. Saves you the trouble of actually figuring out what you want for yourself, doesn't it?  And what gives you the damn right to tell people how to feel about CS huh? In what way do you think you're better?  Because you drive a big car? Because your television has 99 channels? Because you've raised some snivelling children that have actually managed to pass kindergarten? Well whoop-de-doo, I guess that really qualifies you to make decisions for other people. I must give you a real clairvoyant look on things. Forget what I said earlier.  It might be just as well that you avoid thinking. Given your astounding level of ignorance, people like you should have to take a test before they are allowed to try think. Hell, you shouldn't be allowed to talk, you damned hicks.
« Last Edit: August 14, 2005, 09:30:40 am by Lukipela »
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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #39 on: August 14, 2005, 10:51:21 am »
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And just who do you think you are to tell us that CS is the only alternative, that this is the things ways will go?

There is no "alternative."  Pro Controversial Subject is the light and the way.  It is the sole means to achieve bliss and salvation.  Without subscribing to Controversial Subject you are doomed to ruin and torment, mainly at the hands of PCS people, but also because you shall never know the sweet embrace of PCS.

Lukipela, you obviously know nothing of which you speak.  Your attempts at decrying both sides merely exposes your misunderstanding and ignorance of either.  We of the PCS have a simple vision; elimination of non-PCS thinkers, regardless of faulty reasoning.  It is in this way which we shall achieve the purity and advancement of the world.  There is no neutrality.  There is no compromise.

Plus, we have free punch and pie.  What does ACS have?  Only inevitable doom at our hands.


Points for Lukipela for making me think for the first time that PCS was the "liberal" vision and ACS was the "conservative" view.  Considering the threat of force, slander, and subliminal messages PCS is using, I'd always assumed something akin to government sponsered "cleansing programs" rather than Black Panther type millitants.  Fresh perspective is fun.
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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #40 on: August 14, 2005, 10:58:36 am »
PCS? MORE LIKE PMS AM I RITE!!! LOL PWNED!!
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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #41 on: August 14, 2005, 01:13:29 pm »
Luki is hilarious. :)

You see here ten zorkmids. You shall not be eaten by a Grue for the next half hour. [/weird mixed reference to several games]

Anyway, I'm anti-Controversial Subject because most people at the time were pro-Contrversial Subject, and I like to be controversial.

Wait, that makes me pro-Controversial, doesn't it? I'm confused.


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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #42 on: August 14, 2005, 01:15:56 pm »
Actually, most are ACS right now.  You'd have been the balancing force, fluffy.  Instead you're just another corpse to throw on the burning pile.
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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #43 on: August 14, 2005, 02:00:38 pm »
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PCS? MORE LIKE PMS AM I RITE!!!

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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #44 on: August 14, 2005, 07:10:36 pm »
The machine has been prepared, master.

Luki, does that mean you are not PCS? Then you are against us. No other alternative.
It“s either 100% behind us, or 100% against us.
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