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Controversial Subject!
« on: August 10, 2005, 11:01:51 pm »
This thread is all about the most Controversial Subject ever.  So controversial that it can't even be typed without this board being flooded by at least 2 billion people, all of whom have a viewpoint significantly different enough to ignite the most massive flame war ever.

Yes, WWIII would be fought online if enough people even thought about the Controversial Subject at the same time.

Euthanasia?  Gay Marriage?  War in Iraq?  Internet Free Speech?  Abortion?  Evolution?  God?  Hah.  The Controversial Subject is so controversial that the sheer controversy of being compared to any other subject is greater than the controversy of all other subjects combined.  If controversy were a present you received for Christmas, the Controversial Subject would take all of your life just to unwrap.  Whoa is right.

Personally, I'm pro Controversial Subject.  All of you nay-sayers are unequivocally wrong and <insert insult here>.  You fence-riders as well.  If you're not pro Controversial Subject, you're anti Controversial Subject and an enemy of Controversial Subject!
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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2005, 05:53:01 am »
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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2005, 07:57:18 am »
42?  Hah.  More like nothing2.  Or -42.  No, you know what?  42 isn't even in the same controversial plane of existence as the Controversial Subject.  42 is off in stupid happy fun land where everyone gets along and plays nicely.  The Controversial Subject is in the real world.  It's here and now and all around you.  It's like "The Matrix" but real.  And without crappy acting and tired ideas pirated from anime and pop culture.

If the Controversial Subject were human and at a bar and noticed another (lesser) subject looking at its boy/girlfriend, it would rip out the insignificantly-controversial-by-comparison subject's eyes and shove them up its ass, which it would also rip out.  Then tear it a new one.

The Controversial Subject would kill a ninja after it killed a pirate and not even think twice about it.  And THAT'S not even close to describing the level of controversy that the Controversial Subject is subject to.
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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2005, 09:14:42 am »
Uhh.. what the hell is the meaning of this?
It is a flamewar you want, eh? Well, I have a few methods..

(A)Why dont we talk about the institution that has been deceiving us for centuries, spreading lies to the people-About the Church, Christianity, The Pope, the paedophilia cases, etc.


(B)Of course, we could also speak out our opinion about the "Battlecruiser" games, which will pretty much summon the dark lord Derek Smith over here to flame us, sue us, and accuse us of racism.

So, (A) or (B)?
The Controversial Subject lives on.

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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2005, 09:41:11 am »
I would expect this of someone who is anti Controversial Subject and has no abilities by which to argue their wrong, stupid view.  Begone and stop trying to derail the discussion!
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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2005, 10:41:06 am »
Cornholing 8]

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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2005, 10:58:06 am »
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Euthanasia?  Gay Marriage?  War in Iraq?  Internet Free Speech?  Abortion?  Evolution?  God?  Hah.  The Controversial Subject is so controversial that the sheer controversy of being compared to any other subject is greater than the controversy of all other subjects combined.  If controversy were a present you received for Christmas, the Controversial Subject would take all of your life just to unwrap.  Whoa is right.
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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2005, 11:06:30 am »
THEN WHAT IS THIS

and what about cat hair, and the ravioli I'm having for lunch?

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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2005, 11:39:33 am »
It's the CONTROVERSIAL SUBJECT!  I don't know how much more clear I can be!
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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2005, 11:42:31 am »
This reminds me of the 'your momma is so fat...' jokes. :)
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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2005, 11:55:02 am »
But I know cat hair is controversial somehow!

- How cats manage to shed so much of it without going hairless
- The fact that it sticks to your clothes. FORGET SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION, IT'S A MALACIOUS ATTACK FROM OUR ANIMAL COMPANIONS.

Not to mention my ravioli. Deep within the meaty interior, I know there's special controversial potential.

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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2005, 11:59:58 am »
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I would expect this of someone who is anti Controversial Subject and has no abilities by which to argue their wrong, stupid view.  Begone and stop trying to derail the discussion!

YUO = PWND!  GO TO TEH HELL N00B!!1
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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2005, 12:58:17 pm »
sedodes you are a very mean-spirited person! I am leaving this board forever!!!!!! :(

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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2005, 06:14:52 pm »
  Now see what you did.  Wasn't she the only gurl around here?   >:(  I'm personally anti-Controversial Subject, but I wouldn't enforce my beliefs on anyone else. 

  This topic reminds me of Stanley Kubrick's first feature film, which he tried to suppress later in life...

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Re: Controversial Subject!
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2005, 01:00:18 am »
Actually, Sedodes, I“m PRO-Controversial Subject. I“m trying to invent one that“s all.
The Controversial Subject lives on.