Well, you'll never know what you're missing, will you?
 I've never tried ecstasy.  It just never was available the few times I was in the mood to try it.  I was a big fan of LSD and marijuana for a while, but now that I have kids I don't really have time to devote to drug use like I used to.  I mean, you really need about 36 hours for the trip and recovery from acid.  I just took up smoking tobacco last Tuesday, which shouldn't really take up too much of my time.  There just wasn't enough vice in my life.  I bought a sack of tobacco and some pipe cleaners, and a friend of mine gave me a used pipe until I can save up enough money to get the really long one I have my eye on (US$45).  It made my mouth taste kinda yucky and I need to practice more.  I look really silly. Â