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Offline Draxas

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Re: The Life and Death of a Pkunk
« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2009, 08:23:09 am »
Every being has had past lives, and every being will have future ones, so there's no reason that they won't be reincarnated. Besides, it's not as if they're using their current lives for any good purpose. So let's kill them!

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Re: The Life and Death of a Pkunk
« Reply #16 on: October 26, 2009, 01:03:47 pm »
I use the pellet gun of love. 1.
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Re: The Life and Death of a Pkunk
« Reply #17 on: October 29, 2009, 01:31:53 pm »
Steeling yourself, you decide that the Ilwrath must die. They are far too evil to have around and they keep interrupting your slumber. You squeeze the trigger and watch their ship explode. It feels oddly right. Victory celebrations soon follow and you are hailed as a hero. The Captain of the ship is so impressed that he offers you a choice of promotions. You can either transfer to the position of head chef to try something new or exciting, or you can have his job! Which would you like?

   1. I can be a Captain and teach my friends to fight!
   2. Fighting was fun, but now something new! Cooking is where my passion lies!
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Re: The Life and Death of a Pkunk
« Reply #18 on: October 29, 2009, 01:37:48 pm »
Whoopdie-dee and trolly-bazoo! A chance to pursue a new line of work in order to help make my fellow Pkunk content AND avoid the messy business of slaughtering beligerent aliens? Sign me up!

Option 2.

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Re: The Life and Death of a Pkunk
« Reply #19 on: October 29, 2009, 02:15:32 pm »
Which way to the microwave cookery? I got turkey franks! #2
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Re: The Life and Death of a Pkunk
« Reply #20 on: October 29, 2009, 03:26:34 pm »
I shook my magic 8-ball and it said: "There is no spoon"
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I shook it again and now it says: "#1".
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Re: The Life and Death of a Pkunk
« Reply #21 on: October 29, 2009, 10:42:22 pm »
The Pkunk are peaceful, becoming a chef would be a fine option.
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Re: The Life and Death of a Pkunk
« Reply #22 on: October 30, 2009, 05:41:43 am »
I would prefer to make tasty grub for my fellow pkunk!

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Re: The Life and Death of a Pkunk
« Reply #23 on: October 30, 2009, 07:35:21 am »
Mmmmm, food.

Option 2.

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Re: The Life and Death of a Pkunk
« Reply #24 on: October 30, 2009, 11:33:29 am »
Chef? chef?

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Re: The Life and Death of a Pkunk
« Reply #25 on: October 30, 2009, 03:31:13 pm »
I am happy knowing that if all else fails there is someone else around to tell me what to do, option 2 please.

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Re: The Life and Death of a Pkunk
« Reply #26 on: November 01, 2009, 12:25:54 am »
Never been much of a cook.  Never tried being a captain before!  #1
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Re: The Life and Death of a Pkunk
« Reply #27 on: November 01, 2009, 06:12:32 am »
Killing's not for me.  Let's hit the pots!  (2)

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Re: The Life and Death of a Pkunk
« Reply #28 on: November 02, 2009, 08:57:48 am »
You decide that being a chef is far more enjoyable than fighting in all those silly battles! As you enter your new realm you’re delighted to discover all sorts of fine tools and raw materials. The whole kitchen is a glittering jewel of fun, with Pkunk chefs cooking up all manners of strange and exciting dishes. As a new chef, you’re given a choice on what to start with. There’s an empty spot in the meat section, where you can cook all the meat you want. Fry it, slice it, bash it, whatever! Or you could go join the soup chefs, who’re cooking a big stew made of interesting vegetables and mysterious additives.

1.   Let me at that delicious meat! I’ll cut it to pieces all day long!
2.   Soup! Soup! Soup!
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Re: The Life and Death of a Pkunk
« Reply #29 on: November 02, 2009, 09:19:47 am »
Chopping meat is dangerous for it involves knives, option 2 please.