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Sedodes vs. Omegle [3]
« on: October 19, 2009, 03:20:46 pm »
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8): hi stranger
;): i'm a guy looking for a girl for a voice chat
8): there are places into which a bicycle pump should not be inserted
8): do you have such places?
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:-*: wanna fuck?
8): hi stranger
8): yes
8): let's fuck
8): right here and now
8): on the internets
:-*: talk dirty to me
8): Mmm, you're a filthy little politician...
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8): hi stranger
;D: Hi!
;D: wanna see something so totally epically awesome you're bound to poop yourself?
8): exclamation mark! Love the enthusiasm!
8): "epic" is an old meme
8): just so you know
;D: speaking of old meme
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;D: XD
8): I'm using that
;D: DO IT
;D: it's amazing
8): to masturbate
;D: yes
;D: excellent
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8): hi stranger
:o: hey
:o: supp?
8): I've done a terrible thing, and I need to tell someone
8): not because of guilt, you see
:o: alright. tell me. you can trust a total stranger lol
8): but because it's simply such an amazing thing to have done and have gotten away with
:o: ive had thoes days
8): 40 years ago I started a nonprofit organization; an orphanage
:o: alright. god for you!
:o: *good
8): I only did it for the tax breaks
:o: oh. well still you're helping thoes kids
:o: =]
8): after about 10 years, I realized that I was into it for more than just the taxes
8): I was in it for the children
8): those sweet, delicious little kids
8): so once in a while I'd rape one of them. Every now and then I'd torture and kill one.
8): not enough to arouse suspision, mind you -- they were orphans and this was over the course of 30 years... maybe 140-150 total.
:o: mmmhmmm
8): when the recession hit, I burned the orphanage to the ground to collect the insurance money
8): 62 children and 4 nuns died
:o: continue... please
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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [3]
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2009, 03:36:16 pm »
"hold in laughter snort", this stuff is 23 and a half K gold! (the other half aluminum) You have the charisma to basically freak out any chat room nube with hilarious results! ("pff" Talk dirty to me? very nubeish!) Keep makeing these! There great! "Warship."
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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [3]
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2009, 05:33:14 pm »
Rick ASCIItley?
Quite creative.

The orphanage one made me smile. What a great sense for twisted humor you have there.

Also, Nuclear, I noticed your karma has slipped to something else than -13.
It is my personal agenda to keep it at -13. I have taken necessary action to make it so.
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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [3]
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2009, 06:45:44 pm »
Sedodes, once again a masterpiece of horror. It must feel good to make people question their morals.  ;)
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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [3]
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2009, 12:20:08 am »
Hehe, good stuff! :)
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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [3]
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2009, 03:24:59 am »
spammer!
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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [3]
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2009, 05:33:08 am »
Quote from: Angelfish on October 20, 2009, 03:24:59 am
spammer!

I spammed your mother.  With ejaculate.  No, that wasn't a peel mask she had on her face this morning.
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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [3]
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2009, 08:37:36 am »
Quote from: Sedodes on October 20, 2009, 05:33:08 am
Quote from: Angelfish on October 20, 2009, 03:24:59 am
spammer!

I spammed your mother.  With ejaculate.  No, that wasn't a peel mask she had on her face this morning.

OH SNAP!  :o
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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [3]
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2009, 12:56:11 pm »
Quote from: Sedodes on October 20, 2009, 05:33:08 am
Quote from: Angelfish on October 20, 2009, 03:24:59 am
spammer!

I spammed your mother.  With ejaculate.  No, that wasn't a peel mask she had on her face this morning.
I know this is probably a futile gesture, but can we please TRY to maintain a level of discourse SLIGHTLY more elevated than this?
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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [3]
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2009, 12:59:26 pm »
Where's the fun in that ETH?  ;)
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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [3]
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2009, 03:18:16 pm »
Aw gee, and we just got him to come back here.
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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [3]
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2009, 03:52:36 pm »
Guys! Not so provogative! (Hey! I moderated!)
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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [3]
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2009, 04:25:16 pm »
Quote from: Nuclear on October 20, 2009, 03:52:36 pm
Guys! Not so provogative! (Hey! I moderated!)

Oh yeah?  Well stop doing it.  It's against the rules:

7. Do not back seat moderate. If you have a problem with someone's posting style or actions, report their posts and/or contact the mods directly. We will decide what is acceptable and what isn't.
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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [3]
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2009, 06:02:51 pm »
Well Nuclear, looks like nobody likes you.   :D
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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [3]
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2009, 06:34:52 pm »
I guess not....Although I have a couple disciples on the WingCommander and Xcom forums. If only they had there own Sedodes...
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