Okay, I'm sort of back. I have an internet connection again, but it is craptastic. It gives out very frequently, but I'll at least be around a bit more now. Enought o answer questions anyhow.
I don't get it. Work is keeping you off the internet?
But . . . how does one do work without the internet? 
Those of us outside the Ivory Towers can't always access just any old site at work
Company productivity means that you can only access approved sites like a good little drone.
Good luck with those Swedish bureaucrats. Have you tried multiple ISPs?
Yeah, and as it turns out there was exactly one internet connection in the entire country of Sweden that I could get without a social security number. And that's what I'm on now, a slow and impractical mobile internet solutions which costs a lot of money and is extremely limited. But hey, at least I'm here again. Except when the modem refuses to work, which is fairly frequently for some reason.
