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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2009, 01:02:04 pm »
Utwig are jerks when drunk. The sign says "Alliance Victory Party".
those bastards!
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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2009, 09:45:21 pm »
so a Chmmr walks (floats?) into a bar............"OUCH"
Lever1: Hey, I want too push the button
Lever2: No! I want too!
Lever3: Stop whining you two!
Button: Hey Lever 3, can we switch jobs? I'm getting bored of pushing the button....
Lever3: Sweet!
Lever1/2: awww no fair!

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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2009, 10:45:31 pm »
so a Chmmr walks (floats?) into a bar............"OUCH"

Silly... they use the tractor beam to bring the bar to them!
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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2009, 09:34:22 am »
"I AM OFF MY FLOATY PLATFORM THINGY,I REQUIER ASSISTANCE......PREFERABLY FROM A HUNAM.......IM SO LONELY......
Lever1: Hey, I want too push the button
Lever2: No! I want too!
Lever3: Stop whining you two!
Button: Hey Lever 3, can we switch jobs? I'm getting bored of pushing the button....
Lever3: Sweet!
Lever1/2: awww no fair!

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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2009, 03:15:03 pm »
"I AM OFF MY FLOATY PLATFORM THINGY,I REQUIER ASSISTANCE......PREFERABLY FROM A HUNAM.......IM SO LONELY......

Unless they secretly kept the Mmrnmhrm ability to transform and they can turn into giant walking robots.
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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2009, 06:07:11 am »
so a Chmmr walks (floats?) into a bar............"OUCH"

Now illustrate it.
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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2009, 10:26:27 am »
so a Chmmr walks (floats?) into a bar............"OUCH"

Now illustrate it.

Remember hes on a PSP Luki, the best he can to is describe the joke to us.  ;)
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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2009, 10:29:23 am »
If you buy me a net book i'll think about really badly illustrating it....
Lever1: Hey, I want too push the button
Lever2: No! I want too!
Lever3: Stop whining you two!
Button: Hey Lever 3, can we switch jobs? I'm getting bored of pushing the button....
Lever3: Sweet!
Lever1/2: awww no fair!

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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #23 on: September 27, 2009, 10:30:39 am »
If you buy me a net book i'll think about really badly illustrating it....

We'll do our best...  ;)
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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #24 on: September 27, 2009, 11:06:12 am »
If you buy me a net book i'll think about really badly illustrating it....

We'll do our best...  ;)

By which he means, he will think about it briefly and then probably forget about it  :P

Although if he describes what he wants it to look like, someone else could badly illustrate it for him.
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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #25 on: September 27, 2009, 02:07:39 pm »
  That's what I do.   ;)

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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #26 on: September 27, 2009, 03:00:46 pm »
O.K. draw a picture of what might be a SC3 style Chmmr (there not as wacky) floating past a public drinking establishment with a corner nariation saying the later Chmmr-Bar ext. Then in a couple other frames, make an industrial beam knock the poor guy off his platform in a matter that looks like missuse of its portable tractor beam (my thanks to Smoke) , include the tell tale "OUCH". you can optional include the other part if you want.
« Last Edit: September 27, 2009, 03:03:08 pm by Nuclear »
Lever1: Hey, I want too push the button
Lever2: No! I want too!
Lever3: Stop whining you two!
Button: Hey Lever 3, can we switch jobs? I'm getting bored of pushing the button....
Lever3: Sweet!
Lever1/2: awww no fair!

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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #27 on: September 28, 2009, 09:13:53 am »
The purpose of this thread isn't to tell SC jokes. If you want to do that you should start a thread in OT or GD. The next post made here better contain an illustration.

Edit: To make myself clear, the next post will contain an illustration. Or it wont be in the thread.
« Last Edit: September 28, 2009, 09:49:15 am by Lukipela »
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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #29 on: September 28, 2009, 12:29:30 pm »
The purpose of this thread isn't to tell SC jokes. If you want to do that you should start a thread in OT or GD. The next post made here better contain an illustration.

Edit: To make myself clear, the next post will contain an illustration. Or it wont be in the thread.

Your playin hard ball Luki!

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