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Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« on: August 04, 2009, 11:07:44 am »
Okay, so this board is supposed to be for fan art as well as everything else, isn't it? But we sure don't see a lot of it. Therefore I'm laying down a challenge to all of you. Think up a Star Control joke, and then illustrate it. It doesn't matter how badly you draw (and I know some of you draw quite well), it doesn't matter if you draw by hand and scan it or on computer. Just draw for chrissakes.

I'm going to start us off with two jokes I drew and scanned a while back for a thread on UQM. That one didn't get many replies, but I'm hoping this one will surprise me. If four different people post separate jokes, I'll draw two more. Also note the quality, you don't have to be top notch to participate.



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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2009, 11:15:43 am »
lmao
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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2009, 11:22:03 am »
That's so mean lol.
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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2009, 03:47:42 am »
I'm going to give you guys more credit than you're worth, and assume all of you are sittign down right now frenetically scribbling away on your pads. Perhaps the reason you haven't posted any badly illustrated SC jokes is that you're still worried that your penmanship isn't up to the task? To soothe your worries, I'll put one more joke up, just to make you see that you seriously have nothing to worry about.


Now show me some jokes!
« Last Edit: August 07, 2009, 03:53:55 am by Lukipela »
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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2009, 01:57:14 pm »
LOL, man that's too cruel.

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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2009, 02:58:41 pm »
I wish I could think of this stuff but I just draw a blank when I try.
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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2009, 01:39:35 am »
'fraid I've got writers block on this one but if I think of anything I'll pen it down.

Those poor Spathi's.  Still, it makes me think of Creatures 2: Torture Trouble (which is A Good ThingTM).

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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2009, 07:41:09 am »
  Sorry, I have to save all of my SC-related gags for the comic. 

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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2009, 07:49:14 am »
Hire Luki, he'll give you all the jokes you need lol.
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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2009, 02:45:20 pm »
I can't help but make an effort.

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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2009, 08:45:54 pm »
So that's where the rumour about Black Spathis comes from! Good work! What are you painting that with by the way?
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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2009, 12:12:49 am »
I use GIMP. It's free and a pretty decent tool at that.
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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2009, 02:01:33 am »
Here's my contribution to the SC joke world. Yes I am to lazy to draw...



HA! NOW ONLY ONE MORE LUKIPELA TAKE THAT!  :)
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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2009, 02:24:04 am »
Here's my contribution to the SC joke world. Yes I am to lazy to draw...

Ackbarness

HA! NOW ONLY ONE MORE LUKIPELA TAKE THAT!  :)

Well, I suppose it's illustrating, so well done. since I said four separate people, that means two more to go before I draw again.
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Re: Let's badly illustrate SC jokes.
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2009, 02:26:23 am »
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Oh well lets just get Eth and Tiberian to post some stuff about their comic and were set.
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