Okay, so this board is supposed to be for fan art as well as everything else, isn't it? But we sure don't see a lot of it. Therefore I'm laying down a challenge to all of you. Think up a Star Control joke, and then illustrate it. It doesn't matter how badly you draw (and I know some of you draw quite well), it doesn't matter if you draw by hand and scan it or on computer. Just draw for chrissakes.
I'm going to start us off with two jokes I drew and scanned a while back for a thread on UQM. That one didn't get many replies, but I'm hoping this one will surprise me. If four different people post separate jokes, I'll draw two more. Also note the quality, you don't have to be top notch to participate.

Umgah can be real fun sometimes.

Utwig are jerks when drunk. The sign says "Alliance Victory Party".