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Sedodes vs. Omegle [1]
« on: July 07, 2009, 08:36:24 am »
So it was Suggested in my "vs. Emma" thread that I try Omegle.  I did, and may regularly.  Myself  8) and someone else  ??? had a real heart to heart.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
8): hi there stranger
??? : hi
8): I hope you're friendlier than the last stranger
??? : why did last stranger do to u?
??? : *what
8): I seem to go through strangers like jack the ripper went through street harlots
8): with a blade.
8): bur you're different.
8): I can tell
8): so what's your address and how soundly do you sleep?
8): I hope it's "very"
??? : hey, how can u assume i can understand that "strangers like jack the ripper went through street harlots
??? : with a blade."?
8): because, stranger, you and I share a bond.
??? : i need to google it =[
8): an understanding of the finer points of knives and flesh
??? : but thats okay....i wiki it
8): you're disappointing me, stranger
8): I thought we had an understanding
??? : umm.......
??? : obviously, we are from different world
8): an understanding that the social laws and ideas of morality do not rule over our souls like so many other mindless sheep
8): I thought we were to harken in a new age, one of deviant chaos and ripe with the glory of the red splash of retreating life.
??? : as we are in a society, there are laws to guide our behavior.....
8): stranger, I do not like what I am hearing from you.
??? : can we refuse it?
??? : i always doubt if there is a real 'free will'
8): your doubt puts upon you a mark. A mark which must be eliminated from my world. Stranger, you must tell me your exact address and details of your personal life so that I may cleanse the great injustice you impose upon my world!
8): failure to do so will only delay the inevitable.
8): those who give themselves willingly unto me whall not suffer... long.
??? : i believe i know why the last stranger was unfriendly to u
8): the last stranger was unable to see the beacon of light which shone upon him. As have countless others. I bring to you an opportunity to begin anew, yet you refuse it. Thousands of others from the site have followed your path, only to end with a gurgling scream as they saw in their last moments that I shall not be refused.
??? : are u major in philosophy?
8): I am the harbringer of the new way. Annointed by the almighty to, with sharpened and blessed tools, shape the future of humanity.
??? : i dont mean to be rude/unfriendly to u, but u are saying something that i can hardly understand
8): I am to remove from this world those in opposition. To sever from them the wasted remnants of their life. You shall recognize my coming by the terrorized screams of the unenlightened and the flow of righteous blood.
8): Remember, stranger, that you had the opportunity. You were presented the chance. Perhaps in your last terrified moments you shall remember this conversation. Remember where things all went so terribly wrong.
??? : umm....i still cant understand what is your point and what is your faith
8): My point is that you have failed, and must be purged.
8): hear me now, stranger... the end is nigh. Make whatever preparations are customary for your people.
??? : i have failed in what?
8): the cold bite of steel shall be upon you.
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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [1]
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2009, 12:41:51 pm »
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i believe i know why the last stranger was unfriendly to u
LOL.

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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [1]
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2009, 03:40:52 pm »
lol truly epic.
And that's all I got to say about that.

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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [1]
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2009, 05:27:36 pm »
wow that's awesome.. you sound like a cultist ninja or something, they were probably like WTF?

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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [1]
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2009, 08:16:33 pm »
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hear me now, stranger... the end is nigh. Make whatever preparations are customary for your people.

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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [1]
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2009, 10:02:54 pm »
Rockin' the crazy-cultist spiel, there, Sedodes. Keep up the good* work.

*Please note that when I say good I mean 'I'm really glad you don't know where I live. Let's keep it that way.'
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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [1]
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2009, 01:14:39 am »
Hehe, poor sap ;D
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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [1]
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2009, 09:27:19 am »
Sedodes, I am glad you continue to use your troll powers for the forces of Funny instead of Evil.

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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [1]
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2009, 05:32:59 am »
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i believe i know why the last stranger was unfriendly to u
LOL.

That is actually pretty funny.
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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [1]
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2009, 02:42:07 pm »
Wow....Do you freak out a lot of people this way?
Lever1: Hey, I want too push the button
Lever2: No! I want too!
Lever3: Stop whining you two!
Button: Hey Lever 3, can we switch jobs? I'm getting bored of pushing the button....
Lever3: Sweet!
Lever1/2: awww no fair!

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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [1]
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2009, 04:03:16 am »
He used to be sort of a watchdog against unadjusted newbies. Seeing how you're still around I'd say "not lately" applies.
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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [1]
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2009, 06:28:17 am »
He used to be sort of a watchdog against unadjusted newbies. Seeing how you're still around I'd say "not lately" applies.

When you write stuff like this it's like you're TRYING to get me to come back.  Don't make that mistake, Rider.
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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [1]
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2009, 08:25:10 am »
You should keep doing your life's work Sedodes. Scaring the living hell out of as many people as possible.   ;)
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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [1]
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2009, 12:23:26 pm »
I try to terrify the unadjusted newbies, but I just don't have your touch, Sedodes.

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Re: Sedodes vs. Omegle [1]
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2009, 01:02:28 pm »
When you write stuff like this it's like you're TRYING to get me to come back.  Don't make that mistake, Rider.

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