Man, this is really annoying. Are all the divisions really required? If they aren't, you could make a short and sweet thing instead of adding a new subtopic every two sentences. Something like:
The Umgah Drone.
The Drone is one of the weakest ships in the game. Very few pilots can master it, and even at it's best it is simply outclassed by many other ships. The Drone is extremely slow and has hardly any turning power. These navigational challenges are compounded by its secondary weapon, a very fast backwards zip. This is probably a perfect example of Umgah humour, building a slow and clumsy ship that can only move quickly in one direction - the wrong one! Interestingly enough, while performing this zip the ship is unaffected by any gravity. It will also stop on a dime, even though it still wont turn on one.
The Drones main weapon is an antimatter cone, which does not drain your battery. This cone is highly effective, and can often be used as a shield against incoming fire. This is something the ship dearly needs, as it is unlikely that it'll manage to avoid any incoming fire. Only the secondary weapon, the retro propulsion system drains battery. As mentioned above, this allows you to move backwards very quickly in a series of short jumps. Cunning use of this is usually required to get within striking distance. The use of this is restricted by the Drones unique recharge system. Instead of constantly recharging, the battery receives full power after a set amount of time if neither weapon system has been used. Any use of weapons resets this timer. Thus, in order to recharge the Drone must be defenceless for some time.
Probably not what you're looking for, but maybe it can give you some inspiration.
