Twelve Angry Aliens

[jaychant]

Seep-Kreep: Mzzazze, we offer to protect you from these "Chenjesu" who may be a threat to ye in the near future as well as all we have already promised if you accept our offer. Chenjesu ambassadors, I would advise ye to not threaten members of this meeting with war. If you do so again you will have to ask you to leave. We are also questioning that ye could be the Chenjesu. We also note that ye contradict yer own statement that the Chmmr were "separated" by stating a desire to have those planets back.

[UrQuanLord]

SILENCE!!!

This is the representative of the Ur-Quan Kzer-Za, former leaders of the Hierarchy of Battle Thralls. I am Lord 426. We have come to inform the New Alliance of Free Stars of a new situation.

When the New Alliance defeated us and the Kohr-Ah in your region of space, we still survived. While we, the Kzer-Za, then understood that neither the Path of Now and Forever nor the Eternal Doctrine would ensure the Ur-Quan's freedom, the Kohr-Ah still believe they should continue carrying out the Eternal Doctrine. To do this, they stole several of our Dreadnought vessels as well as most Melnorme technology and hundreds of Terminators which you left unguarded. Now the Kohr-Ah are in the process of building up their strength. This process won't take long, and the Kohr-Ah may be ready in a matter of months. You must prepare yourselves for battle. There is no time for anyone to be fighting. Build up your strength and share all of your technology with each other to prepare yourselves for the arrival of the Kohr-Ah.

[chenjesuwizard]

How can we ready ourselves when we have no worlds?
We must do one of these to things:
1. Get our old worlds back
2. be aloud to live in another region until the ko-har have gone. (i.e pkunk)
The alliance should:
1. If you're willing to, swap technologies
2. Races who's spheres are near to each other band together
3. Use things except from ships in battle (i.e When attacking a ko-har colony planet, Mycon could send down the deep child if the conditions are right)

 

[chenjesuwizard]

Seep-Kreep: Mzzazze, we offer to protect you from these "Chenjesu" who may be a threat to ye in the near future as well as all we have already promised if you accept our offer. Chenjesu ambassadors, I would advise ye to not threaten members of this meeting with war. If you do so again you will have to ask you to leave. We are also questioning that ye could be the Chenjesu. We also note that ye contradict yer own statement that the Chmmr were "separated" by stating a desire to have those planets back.

We are the Chenjesu.
By separated I mean that the mrmmnhm and the chenjesu who had combined had come apart again. The mrrmmnhm are busy collecting recourses while I am here to get my worlds back. Read my earlier statement for possible answers to this.
We desire to have our old planets back because they are familiar to us. We are used to working on them and they are our homes. We will settle for TEMPORARY planets for this war against the koh-ar but once it is over we WILL have are planets back.




To races who don't want to fight the koh-ar:
They have no mercy,
They will attack and destroy you without support,
Please don't come crying to us,
We will be fighting.

[UrQuanLord]

Like Seep-Kreep, I am beginning to question that you could possibly be the Chenjesu. Your behavior doesn't even come close to that of the Chenjesu which we fought many years ago. In addition, you have failed to tell anybody your name, and I therefore find it hard to believe what you say. There is also the fact that without being merged as the Chmmr, the Mmrnmhrm cannot reproduce, so if they have split off, they will die.

However, the Kohr-Ah are much more important danger than the Chenjesu could possibly be. So for now, we would like to suggest settling on Beta Lyrae V. However, I am not a member of the New Alliance, so I cannot make this decision. Once you are allowed to settle on the planet, build up your military.

[chenjesuwizard]

Like Seep-Kreep, I am beginning to question that you could possibly be the Chenjesu. Your behavior doesn't even come close to that of the Chenjesu which we fought many years ago. In addition, you have failed to tell anybody your name, and I therefore find it hard to believe what you say. There is also the fact that without being merged as the Chmmr, the Mmrnmhrm cannot reproduce, so if they have split off, they will die.

However, the Kohr-Ah are much more important danger than the Chenjesu could possibly be. So for now, we would like to suggest settling on Beta Lyrae V. However, I am not a member of the New Alliance, so I cannot make this decision. Once you are allowed to settle on the planet, build up your military.

I am sorry for any behviour that may have offended you. I am Tzaprak Tzzrow. I am a little cranky. Seep-Keep may we use the old pkunk space temporarily?
We should:
1. If races are willing to, swap technologies
2. Races who's spheres are near to each other band together
3. Use things except from ships in battle (i.e When attacking a ko-har colony planet, Mycon could send down the deep child if the conditions are right)

[jaychant]

Squawkie: We have already given our former space to the Chmmr.

Seep-Kreep: However, ye can have Beta Lyrae V. Settle there quickly and build up yer military. We have designed a super-ship made up of all races' ships:

Vengeance
Size: slightly larger than the Sa-Matra
Mass: same as the Sa-Matra
Speed: about the same as the Intruder
Accelleration: comparable to the Jugger
Turning: similar to the Mmrnmhrm Transformer Y
Crew: 1200 (200 Orz)
Energy capacity: 1000
Energy restoration: same as Avatar
Weapons:
Center: rotating Nemesis cannon, Cruiser point-defence
Front: Dreadnought fusion blaster, Avatar laser, Melnorme charge cannon, Melnorme confusion ray, Broodhome crystal shard, Terminator twin pulse cannon, Blade glob bullets
Spread: Transformer missiles
Sides: Jugger spear cannon (10 spears)
Back: Dreadnought fusion blaster, Avatar laser, Melnorme charge cannon, Melnorme confusion ray, Broodhome crystal shard, Terminator twin pulse cannon, Blade glob bullets, Chenjesu DOGI
Misc: Jugger shield, Orz marines, 20 Zapsats (10 hit points each)

This ship is unique and can serve as a flagship. We believe the humans should hold the vessel. We have also created designs for a smaller ship:

Dominator
Size: same as Dreadnought
Mass: same as Dreadnought
Speed: same as Jugger
Acceleration: same as Dreadnought
Turning: same as Jugger
Crew: 16
Energy capacity: 40
Energy restoration: same as Dreadnought
Weapons:
Front: Avatar laser
Misc: Jugger shield, 3 Zapsats (10 hit points), Skiff hyperspace shunt

This ship is not too expensive to build and is almost invincible, if piloted correctly. We suggest immediately building Dominators. We have already started and already have almost a hundred.

[chenjesuwizard]

We have a problem with this.
Not all races have agreed to help.
We must gather every race!

ATTENTION! ALL LIFE FORMS! YOU MUST HELP OR ALL LIFE WILL BE DESTROYED! THE KO-HAR ARE STRONGER NOW THAN EVER BEFORE!

[jaychant]

Ye are wrong, Tzzrow. While you and Lord 426 were bickering, we all transferred our ship specifications into a large database and we were instructed to design ye a new, more powerful ship. We came up with the Vengeance and the Dominator. The Vengeance is almost as powerful as the Sa-Matra, although not with as long of a range and ye have to manually activate the shields. The Dominator class ship is also very difficult to defeat in combat and has the Arilou's hyperspace shunt drives installed. However, it is relatively easy for ye to pilot it so there is not an especially large crew.

[chenjesuwizard]

Please Confirm. And from now on ask before you make actions.

WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED NEWS FROM OUR SCOUTS! THE KO-HAR HAVE A BATTLE STATION STRONGER THAN ANY EVER SEEN! IT IS FAST POWERFUL AND CAN DESTROY ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM WITH ONE SHOT!

[chenjesuwizard]

This Is The Ko-hars Battle Ship!

Destroyer
Size: double the size Sa-Matra
Mass: Triple the Sa-Matra
Speed: Double the Pkunks
Accelleration: Double the Pkunks
Turning: similar to the Mmrnmhrm Transformer Y
Crew: 1200000000000000
Energy capacity: 10000000000
Energy restoration: same as Avatar
Weapons:
Center: Delta Death Point Defence (Destroys Anything Close To It. Even Stars)
Front: Beta Laser Ray (Like Point Defence But A Laser At The Front Which Have An Unlimated Range)
Spread: Death Guns (Kills All Inside but Doesn't Hurt The Ship).
Sides: Death Guns
Back: DOGIs, Death Guns, Beta Lasers, Hypno Machines (Like Syreens But Takes Every Crew), Bomb Floaters (Bombs Which Float Around And Destroy Everything).
Misc: Jugger shield which never stops, Marines, 200 Zapsats (100 hit points each), Batteries That Never Run Out, Resurection (Always Resurects), Healing, Fighter.


If Your Wondering How The Ko-har Got This Infomation We Would Like To Know Too.
Every  Race Has Blueprints On All Ships So Any Race Could Have Betrayed Us! Who Did?

[jaychant]

Yer ship designs are not realistic by a long shot. None of us has the technology to make yer design a reality.

[chenjesuwizard]

That Is Not Our ship It Is The Ko-hars.
They Have Discovered Our Blueprints And Also Have Aquired Strange Technology! Who Betrayed Us!
How Did They Get Such Technology!

If A Chmmr Enters This Meeting May We Speak With Them.
Also We Have Colonised The Constellations of Opiuchi, Pegasi, Corvi, Muscap, Klystron, Lyncis and the Stars Vega and Microscopii.
We Also Have Colonised Beta Lyrae V.




5 Of Are Ships Were Destroyed By The Destroyer In Delta Lyncis. Please Investigate!