I'm not sure if perhaps there is some browser issue going on there, but any future text generated by this SHOULD ignore that nonsense. Also, it looks like you forgot to make any changes to the last bit of text that starts with "Attention all hands".
And yes, I will contribute something more, but this was what I could come up with that could possibly help get things moving. When I'm actually able to check the computer for more than a couple hours a day (post pending regarding this), I'll see about coming up with a more permanent character.