In all fairness, YOU ALL are partially to blame. Without the uneducated, uninformed, and unteachable people posting here I've no reason to unleash the unmitigated terror of my flamesaw.
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Could it be I've "defeated" all my "philisophical" opponents and saved the internet? And here I thought I'd have this feeling of emptyness afterwards with nothing else to do in my life...
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