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No flaming is allowed, you claim!?...
« on: January 22, 2006, 01:20:09 pm »
...HA!

::whips out a canister of gasoline::

HA!

::whips out a lighter::

::sees hands catch fire::

SHIT!

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Re: No flaming is allowed, you claim!?...
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2006, 02:05:07 pm »
  What's the matter, Numeric?  Lose your password? 

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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2006, 05:22:49 pm »
Hello. Do I know you, A2-23-6? I vaguely recall seeing your name before, but then there have been a number of jumble-of-random-numbers-and-letters characters around these parts.

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Re: No flaming is allowed, you claim!?...
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2006, 06:24:00 am »
Got any questions about propane?

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Re: No flaming is allowed, you claim!?...
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2006, 08:47:45 am »
I am glad for this thread simply because otherwise I would feel like I am making every single off topic thread. And if that were true, I'd cry myself to sleep and/or kill myself and/or work at a fast food restraunt. Thank you, for saving me from those terrible fates, Excess of Numeric and Alphabetic Characters.

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Re: No flaming is allowed, you claim!?...
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2006, 08:50:57 am »
Got any questions about propane?

...or propane accessories?

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Re: No flaming is allowed, you claim!?...
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2006, 12:07:16 am »
I passed the torch to fluffy, then, as far as off topic creation.

When I first read the title of this thread, I seriously thought Numeric was going to do a critique on my forum career  :D

Good to see the rarely-active vets like Numeric, Tsing, and Viropher still popping in now and then.  It shows they're truly interested in finding the antidote... MWAHAHAHAHA...
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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2006, 11:55:37 pm »
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When I first read the title of this thread, I seriously thought Numeric was going to do a critique on my forum career

I was kind of hoping he (she/it) would, actually. You and alphanumerics seem to rub each other the wrong way....

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Re: No flaming is allowed, you claim!?...
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2006, 11:34:32 pm »
It's because numbers killed my family while I watched when I was young.  Now I'm some kind of freaky batman-esque sociopath, but instead of cool crime-fighting gadgets I have the unmitigated anger of a thousand German counterstrike players whose diets consist of nothing but coffee, gunpowder, and  various amphetamines.

Well, at least that's what I _had_.  Since meeting my future wife I've found out it's possible to exist without a thick layer of seething rage lurking just below my logic.  Try to find one of my "trademark" beligerant rants after August '05.
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Re: No flaming is allowed, you claim!?...
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2006, 09:26:38 am »
  No!  She's sapped all of your vital bodily fluids!  Your masculine energy!  SHE'S SUCKING YOUR BRAIN!!  Fight it, Sedodes, fight it!  Or you'll end up a grinning idiot, silently mouthing the words, "Yes, dear," and driving a minivan...  just...  like...  MEEEEEEEEE!!   :o

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« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2006, 12:51:24 pm »
Suddenly, I'm glad I'm still a teenager and won't have to face the horror of lifetime commitment for several years. :P
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Re: No flaming is allowed, you claim!?...
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2006, 01:38:57 pm »
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Fight it, Sedodes, fight it!  Or you'll end up a grinning idiot, silently mouthing the words, "Yes, dear," and driving a minivan...  just...  like...  MEEEEEEEEE!!
Funny story, actually...

I'd never really been able to "be myself" in previous relationships, and when I'd get to a certain point of changing myself I'd snap back like a rubberband and either dump the woman or frustrate her with my return of "broken habits" and she'd dump me.  When I began to date the woman I'm with now I mentioned this and she said that if she caught me compromising myself she'd probably dump me because she enjoyed my personality.  I warned her that yes, it's funny and cute at first, but then it gets annoying after a few months...

And it has.  And she will look at me with exasperation on her face during times when I just won't stop wearing my ignorant republican xenophobic American mask and say, "You know you're a dork and I love you for it, right?"

We're more about "encouraging" and "directing" each other instead of "controlling" each other, and we only support change in each other if it's a change the person initiates (I didn't hound her about quitting smoking [though I'm allergic to nicotine] until she mentioned wanting to quit).  I will readily admit that she's the decision maker and "boss" in our relationship -- which we both prefer -- but she has no problem letting me take the reigns when I want to be assertive.  It's a very fluid "power sharing" format resulting from us paying no attention to traditional gender roles and viewing each other as equals and it works wonderfully.  We talk for at LEAST an hour per day and spend roughly 48 hours per week together and have not once raised our voices at each other or abruptly ended a conversation, and while we have disagreements, we talk through them until we find common ground and in VERY rare cases have agreed to disagree.

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She's sapped all of your vital bodily fluids!  Your masculine energy!
Trust me, Eth... she can sap my masculine fluids all she wants.  I've got more than I know what to do with and rather enjoy her techniques  :D
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Re: No flaming is allowed, you claim!?...
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2006, 05:15:23 pm »
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She's sapped all of your vital bodily fluids!  Your masculine energy!
Trust me, Eth... she can sap my masculine fluids all she wants.  I've got more than I know what to do with and rather enjoy her techniques 


You were just asking for that one, Eth.  ;D
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Re: No flaming is allowed, you claim!?...
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2006, 07:20:04 pm »
  Mmmm...  could be!  :-*

  You don't fight?  Baaaaaad sign...   ;)

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Re: No flaming is allowed, you claim!?...
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2006, 03:33:35 pm »
Off-topic: as of 27.1.2006, im 18.

That means I could legally get drunk.
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