Plot twist twist:
zelnick was the genius kid who could pilot the vindicator right?
well uh
HES A PRECURSOR HAHA YES GOOD REASON
[Joke] Come up with dumb GOTP theories
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Stickman_king_28
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Y'know, mass effect is pretty similar to star control! wait, no...
wait, kinda?
wait, kinda?
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What?
Nonono!
He's just wearing a few select Precursor genes, like very few Humans do.
He could even steer a Precursor shuttle with just his thoughts....
Nonono!
He's just wearing a few select Precursor genes, like very few Humans do.
He could even steer a Precursor shuttle with just his thoughts....
Re: [Joke] Come up with dumb GOTP theories
TWIST! Humans are the Precursors all along!
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Double twist! The Mmrnmhrm were the Precursors all along, they just forgot!
Triple twist! The Orz were the Precursors all along, just nobody could understand them when they tried to tell them so!
Quadruple twist! The Thraddash were the Precursors all along, they just nuked themselves back into prehistory and unknowingly started worshipping one of their own artifacts!
(I could go on...)
Triple twist! The Orz were the Precursors all along, just nobody could understand them when they tried to tell them so!
Quadruple twist! The Thraddash were the Precursors all along, they just nuked themselves back into prehistory and unknowingly started worshipping one of their own artifacts!
(I could go on...)
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Quasispatial
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Clearly, the Arilou were the Precursors all along. They just decided to let go of the wheel to see what happens. Of course, they wouldn't tell us anything...Draxas wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:06 pm Double twist! The Mmrnmhrm were the Precursors all along, they just forgot!
Triple twist! The Orz were the Precursors all along, just nobody could understand them when they tried to tell them so!
Quadruple twist! The Thraddash were the Precursors all along, they just nuked themselves back into prehistory and unknowingly started worshipping one of their own artifacts!
(I could go on...)
"Sentient life. We are the Ur-Quan. Independence is intolerable. Blah, blah, blah." - the Spathi High Council, Star Control II.
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Stickman_king_28
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Penta twist! The precursors were the SCRYVE who uh
yeah
its canon
time to commit orz *toaster*
yeah
its canon
time to commit orz *toaster*
Y'know, mass effect is pretty similar to star control! wait, no...
wait, kinda?
wait, kinda?
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The Troglodyte
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Do we vote now? Are we voting yet? I vote for Alvarin's Pac-man theory!
“He tasks me. He tasks me, and I shall have him! I’ll chase him ’round the moons of Nibia and ’round the Antares maelstrom and ’round Perdition’s flames before I give him up!” ― Khan Noonien Singh
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"Prec-man"The Troglodyte wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:50 am Do we vote now? Are we voting yet? I vote for Alvarin's Pac-man theory!
To be angry is to punish yourself for the errors of others.
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But what does a "Prec-man" eat? (What ARE those little dots!?)Alvarin wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:31 pm"Prec-man"The Troglodyte wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:50 am Do we vote now? Are we voting yet? I vote for Alvarin's Pac-man theory!
And does that mean that those 4 ghosts are dead "Prec-mans" / "Prec-men"?