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 Post subject: Star Control: Zelnick and Friends
PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:53 pm 
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EPISODE 1 - " Pilot "
SYNOPSIS - Zelnick doesn't want Pancakes, so Fwiffo makes a Rube Goldberg Machine to feed Zelnick Pancakes.
[ Screen shows Earth and Luna ]
NARRATOR: Earth! A cool place to LIVE! And it'll get even more Cooler, i betcha!
[ Screen zooms in ]
NARRATOR: Now you will see the Daily lifes of Fwiffo, a Spathi, Talana, a Syreen, and finally; Zelnick, a Human.
NARRATOR: Lets get going, shall we?
[ Screen changes to Zelnick's Vindicator, turned into a House ]
NARRATOR: Here's Zelnick!
Zelnick: Hi there!
NARRATOR: And here's Fwiffo.
Fwiffo: AGH! You scared me, so not NICE!
NARRATOR: Last, but not Least! Talana!
Talana: Hey there.
[ Screen changes to Zelnick's Vindicator, turned into a House )
Zelnick: Fwiffo, FWIFFO!!!
[ Fwiffo comes running in ]
Fwiffo: AAAAAH!! WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
Zelnick: Why is there a Uam, splattered on the floor!
Fwiffo: I made a Rube Goldberg Machine to feed me a Uam, but it failed.
Zelnick: GAH!
Zelnick: I demand you to eat The Splattered Uam!
Fwiffo: [ In a Panicked Tone ] Uh, uuuhh, okay?
Zelnick: GET A STRAW!!!!
[ Talana walks in ]
Zelnick: [ Points at Fwiffo ] He did it.
Fwiffo: [ Points at Zelnick ] NO HE DID IT!
Talana: STOP IT!
[ Zelnick and Fwiffo go silent ]
Talana: Fwiffo's getting his Favorite Spathiwa Vegetable, The Uams with a side of Narrit stew. And ZELNICK.. Is getting... PANCAKES.
Fwiffo: That's what you get for being a Bad, Bad Hunam!
Zelnick: [ Bends down to Fwiffo ] ssssssssssssssssssshh....
Talana: Oh no you didn't Zelnick! You just silenced Fwiffo.
Zelnick: I know that, as a fact. And i'm doing Silly Rhymes, in front of a Dime.
Fwiffo: Stop the Rhymes! JUST STOP!!
Zelnick: Guy, and Gal. I'm leaving to Eat at Commander Hayes Starbase!
Fwiffo: He turned it into a Restaurant?
Zelnick: Yeah, he did!
Zelnick: And please, i'm leaving. Go set up your Random Trap for me when i come back.
[ Zelnick runs out of His House and into his Lawn ]
[ The Screen Changes into Zelnick's Front Lawn ]
Zelnick. [ Sighs ]
[ A Supox comes up ]
Supox: It's Captain Zelnick! Can i have your Autograph?
Zelnick: Hi There! I'm sorry, but; I'm not taking Autographs now.
Supox: Awww.. [ Goes back down ]
[ Zelnick walks to Commander Hayes Starbase ]
[ The Screen changes to Commander Hayes Starbase ]
Hayes: Hi there, Zelnick! We're serving the Special.
Zelnick: What Special?
Hayes: Pancakes with BUTTER!
Zelnick: AAGH!
Hayes: What's the matter? Why do you hate Pancakes?
Zelnick: I'm not telling the story, it's TOO Embarrassing.
Hayes: Okay, don't be Wet.
Zelnick: Okay?
Hayes: Okay!
Hayes: Come on, take a seat. Besides, this place is quite neat!
Zelnick: I'm not sittin' next to ZEX!
ZEX: Come on, my dear Human!
[ Zelnick slaps ZEX ]
Hayes: Oh no you didn't!
Zelnick: Oh yes, i DID!
ZEX: Ow, my dear Human.
Zelnick: I'm getting out of this mess.
Hayes: Nope.
[ All the Exits in Hayes Starbase closes down ]
Zelnick: WHAT?!?! SAY WHAT?!?!?!
Umgah: HAR HAR. You said The Nerd Word. HAR HAR HAR.
[ Zelnick runs up to the blocked Door and starts banging on it ]
Zelnick: LET ME OUT!! LET ME OUT!!!!
Hayes: Come on, SIT.
Zelnick: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Hayes:[ Whispering ] We need Someone to sit Captain Zelnick down.
[ Two buff Humans walk in ]
Human 1: Looks like we got a Case on our Muscles.
Human 2: Got that right, Scotty.
Scotty: Yep, that's right Buck.
Buck: Uh-huh.
Zelnick: I wanna go hooooome..
[ Scotty and Buck pick Zelnick up, and sits him down on a seat next to Admiral ZEX )
Scotty: Now to hold this sucker down.
[ Scotty holds Zelnick down on His seat]
Hayes: Now for The Pancakes.
Zelnick: [ Screams ]
Buck: What about me?
Scotty: I don't know, bro.


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